February 2011
January 2011
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hatethefuture: Too much optimism may harm cancer... →
bratula asked: I live two hours south of Denver. haha
bratula asked: I would but it's usually the same old lady. So, nope. haha
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“nobody likes to have sex infront of their animals. its creepy.”
Can I help you?
-Yes, will you marry me?
-I’m sorry?
-You probably don’t want to, but I thought I might check.
-Oh ok, um, no.
-Right.
Ready to get in bed...
…ex girlfriend calls. This could take all night or I could continue with my prior plan.
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